April 17, 2014

cr:pamongmi

cr:pamongmi

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April 17, 2014

After Kobe concerts finished, we totally enjoyed Kobe ! Tomorrow is Niigata ♪ Let’s get excited in Niigata too ★
trans: hyukarmpits

After Kobe concerts finished, we totally enjoyed Kobe ! Tomorrow is Niigata ♪ 
Let’s get excited in Niigata too ★

trans: hyukarmpits

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April 4, 2014

@AllRiseSilver: huddled together
@AllRiseSilver: TiramiKyu! Buying such a romantic cake that’s unlike you… Kyu… A man like you (c)

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April 2, 2014

kyuline13:

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A MOMENT TO LOOK AT THIS

MY OTP WITH THEIR CHILD

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY AND IDK WHAT IM FEELING RIGHT NOW. SO MANY EMOTIONS DARN IT

HOW CAN I GET RID OF THESE FEELS

ITS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

EXCUSR ME WHILE I SOB

März 26, 2014

what did you expect from hyuk anyway, hae…

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März 16, 2014
"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad."

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

i feel like this should be published and sold everywhere

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Can I just post this all over everywhere?

(via ignite—me)

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März 9, 2014

babysitter heenim

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März 8, 2014

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März 7, 2014

diaryofababygirl:

STOP PUPPIES YOU’RE TOO CUTE

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März 7, 2014

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März 4, 2014

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